Sunday, January 23, 2011

Sunday

so what do you really do on a Sunday when you know that you have no friends to look forward to and you have nothing to do... your day is starting @1 in the afternoon and you feel too lazy to even take a shower....
if you are me in a place like mumbai and have a really good internet connection at home and you are devoid of television... well youtube to your rescue... that is exactly what i did i think i overdosed on youtube today it is true what can you not find on youtube.com its insane i think someday i will find myself as well on youtube.com (and this i mean in a spiritual way am already on youtube.com) , although its not something that i am too proud about.
So, last night in a fit of no alcohol I did stay off alcohol last night although I did try to get hold on some only to realize that it was already past 11 and you cannot order your booze @ home after 11 here in mumbai, although i have to add i have been smart enough to order mine way before hours today :) so i know its going to be a happy night.
yeah so last night in a fit of mad saneness and telling me how great i am I got on my laptop and started writing something... and I thought which was really good and then in that time and moment I realized that I am not that bad after all so I wrote on my phone and hourly reminder (thank god for blackberry"s) that i can get what i want and so today the whole day every hour my phone has been ringing to tell me .... "you can do whatever you want" and which hence led me to start my blog.
And i promise to be heartbreaking-ly honest in my account of life on this blog here on.
so after i overdosed on youtube i realized that i am super hungry so if you are me what do you do I actually went on the net and tried to find the number of joey's pizza ( i had ate my roommate's last piece that was in the fridge a couple of weeks ago in my state of drunkardness as I was trying to help 2 lovers reunite in the middle of the night... that is a whole different story all together) I never even thanked my roomie for the pizza i just stuck the box in the garbage after eating it...
so today i had this serious pang for pizza and i ordered something called the meats which is pizza that has all the meats in the world on top of them and if you are me you will order the large size because you think you can have it... and also the whole idea was i will leave a piece for my roomie... so 30 mins and Rs 475 later i had this huge pizza in my face and i didn't want to eat it anymore... but i still managed 3 pieces and stuffed the rest in the fridge... i dont know what i overdo things i think this is where i get stuck and in trouble all the time because i over do everything....
I overdo work, overdo alcohol, overdo party, over spend... over excited... over depressed when i am over happy and over love... like there is no in-between and if i don't over love... i over unlove... I just hope that i don't over blog...
So then I had to go to this obnoxious meeting where i was meeting with a financier who is interested in my short film that i am trying to make... I met him in a restaurant near my house.... lol... and as i ordered beer btw it was already almost 6:30pm by now so i thought i will have beer and as i ordered beer he asked me " are you nepali ?" and m like yeah and he is like i am from Biratnagar but i m a marwari... what the hell is that supposed to mean... anyway and always like most financiers he claimed to love my idea and is ready to shoot and he was like so who is the girl that we are using in the film...
I was like what.. the story is about children in the slums... like 7 children and one day in their life... and then he is like "I understand but I will get a heroine if i make a big film right?"
Welcome to the world of financiers in Mumbai where they always manage to tell you that they have been duped before in films and no one will talk below 50lacs ask them to shell out 50000 in one time they act like they have chilli stuck up their ass... and yes always the same question will i get the heroine....
What has the world come to... well even I want the heroine... but still I dont go around scratching my balls everywhere (thank god i don't have any but even if i did)
So after 1 pint beer 1hr of narration I came back home to my computer with super fast internet some beer and some frozen pizza beckoning me from the fridge...
It wasn't a bad Sunday after all...

Blink wink....

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